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19th February 2009 | 02:13 am
music: AKON / COLBY ODONIS

So earlier this evening, I went to pick up my sisters at the library.

While I was helping them back their books up, Isabel opened up one of her notebooks and pointed to a page and whispered at me to look. It was her science class' vocabulary definitions and apparently the offending term was "SEXUAL reproduction."

She actually looked a bit scandalized so I spent the rest of the car ride home trying to tell her that sex isn't really a big bad deal and everybody does it like everybody poops and it's really all very natural and it's all okay and that she doesn't have to feel so threatened and uncomfortable by it.

HAHA AND THEN once 'mature rational explanation-reassurance' failed me, I resorted to shouting out penis! and vagina! and sex! every once in a while and then I was all, "OKAY, now you say it!"

AND SHE WOULDN'T.

She eventually agreed to say it in the sentence, "My sex is female" but she also remarked that she'd rather say "the P word" than "the S word."

OH FACEPALM.

Then I didn't want her to make her feel uncomfortable about feeling uncomfortable about S-E-X things, so I feebly made an attempt at telling her it was okay to feel weird about it because we're not used to talking about it but really it's okay and not that bad!

On our way towards our front door, Judy said something like, "See, at least Christine said something to you about it." Isabel just kindof cringewhimperharumphed.

HAHA I DONT KNOW

My doctor said to me the other day, "How interesting! You have completely desexualized everything in your life! That's probably why you think you're so boring."

HAHA I WONDER IF SHE'S GOING TO GROW UP ALL AWKWARD AND REPRESSED LIKE ME
because my spidey senses are detecting some srs desexualization over hurr.

I think Judy is the most normal one.
Isabel can probably survive this family if she doesn't get any sort of "eye-opener."

I'm going to laugh if she's gay. I don't think she is but I'm going to laugh if she is. OH LIFE.




OH BTW,

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